Friday, December 23, 2011

Omputih Bangang

Wigan boss Roberto Martinez said: "It is difficult to comment on that particular incident but in general you arrive to the British game and it is a culture shock. Believe me there is no right or wrong in understanding your culture.

"You are seen doing something wrong and you don't think you are doing anything wrong because your background and your culture and the way you live back in your country it is nothing wrong. It is the same when British people go abroad and could upset people.


Roberto ni dia punya geliga macam pernah belajar kat UTP je.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

L Is In Lurve's Mimpi Ringtone Is Out!

Spread the words geng!

Gua Dah Cakap Dah Lu Tak Caya!


Suppose I called you up tonight and told you that I loved you
And suppose I said "I wanna come back home".
And suppose I cried and said "I think I finally learned my lesson"
And I'm tired a-spendin' all my time alone.

If I told you that I realised you're all I ever wanted
And it's killin' me to be so far away.
Would you tell me that you loved me too and would we cry together?
Or would you simply laugh at me and say:

"I told you so, oh I told you so
I told you some day you come crawling back and asking me to take you in
I told you so, but you had to go
Now I found somebody new and you will never break my heart in two again".

If I got down on my knees and told you I was yours forever
Would you get down on yours too and take my hand?
Would we get that old time feelin', would we laugh and talk for hours
The way we did when our love first began?

Would you tell me that you'd missed me too and that you'd been so lonely
And you waited for the day that I returned.
And we'd live in love forever and that I'm your one and only
Or would you say the tables finally turned?

Would you say:

"I told you so, oh I told you so
I told you some day you come crawling back and asking me to take you in
I told you so, but you have to go
Now I found somebody new and you will never break my heart in two again".

"Now I found somebody new and you will never break my heart in two again".

Thursday, November 24, 2011

You Are The Apple of My Eye



Budak kaunter : Ha bang, nak tengok cerita apa bang?
Gua : You are the apple of my eye.
Budak kaunter : Eh, ni cerita cina bang.
Gua : Gua tau....gua nak tengok cerita ni.
Budak kaunter : Tapi bang, ni cerita cina.
Gua : (panas) Gua tau la cerita cina. Apa cerita ni takde subtitle ke?
Budak kaunter : Erk........

Sibuk satu dunia orang tu racist orang ni racist tak sedar anak-anak kau, kau didik jadi racist.


Friday, November 11, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011

Octoberlah!

Dalam banyak-banyak Oktober, Oktober tahun ni macam
terbaik bulih tahan la.